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Thieves pull the udder one

Ailsa Cranna
5/ 6/2008

A DESPERATE businessman has made a moo-ving plea to thieves - he wants Daisy the cow back.

Daisy, a life-size model of a Friesian cow, was stolen from Colin Downie’s Picture and Mirrors outlet, in Broughton Street, Lower Broughton on Sunday, May 25 along with a vanload of stock.


 

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   "I bought her and a black bull, called Ronaldo, from Poland a few years ago" Sodding European Union,first it was plumbers then brickies and electricians, now cows? They'll be no jobs left for born and bred English people at this rate.
James Salmon
6/06/2008 at 17:01
   She probably got cheesed off with all the daft bovine jokes and moooved to anudder town. Either that or she got sick of Ronaldo's bulls#!t and the price of good grass.
James Salmon
6/06/2008 at 16:29
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